HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE ?

By | April 2, 2020

We have decided that with all this terrible News and Businesses are struggling, to bring a little humour to this web site

Important notice in light of current challenging times:

You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife – legal and general.
Sex on the telephone – direct line.
Sex with your partner – standard life .
Sex with someone different – go compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions – more than.
Sex on the back seat of a car – Sheila’s wheels.
Sex with a prostitute – commercial Union .
Sex with your maid – employers liability.
Sex with an oap – saga .
Sex resulting in pregnancy – general accident .
Sex with animals – National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk – Abbey Life
Sex with Navy Officers – Admiral Group.

AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite – confused. Com

Make sure you are adequately covered!!

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